There are times in one’s life when you must decide: a rack of Busch Lite and a bottle of wine or advertise my website? Once in awhile, perhaps when you’re feeling all giddy (or hungover), you might opt for website advertising. For $25 a month you can do just that here, with a text ad. Think of it as buying me a rack of Busch Lite and a bottle of wine. Hey, thanks!
In return you get a text ad on this site, which gets thousands of visitors each month. That means double-thousands of eyeballs (except in the case of the occasional one-eyed visitor) viewing your ad.
Universal currency!
Sidebar ads are also available for $35 a month. (or, in other currencies, that’d be a rack of Busch Lite, a bottle of wine, and a sixer of Fat Tire, unless my math is off.) Just contact me at Advertising@TeresaMOwen.com and we’ll talk. (Please don’t email the beer, sometimes the cans explode in transit.)
I’m not above dedicating an entire blog post to your product/website/whatever. Yes, I’m THAT kind of girl. I have some limitations, but they are few and I won’t know them until I see them. Obviously I’m willing to write about beer (preferably while drinking said beer), wine, champagne, bras, underwear, and poop. All in the same post, if you want. I’m also willing to undertake your smear campaign against any of the following: politicians in general, mean people, bad drivers, those people who put their little kids in beauty pageants, couponers, mommy bloggers, and reality tv. If you want I am also willing to play “cupid” and try to get you a date with a movie star. Or anyone else, really. (Just don’t expect me to be successful.)
But Seriously –
This website has an Alexa ranking under 350,000 and average monthly visits of more than 3000 viewers. In order to provide the best value for you as an advertiser and for the readers of this blog, I manage all ads directly. You will not be competing against Google AdSense or any other ad services for readers’ attention. Your ad will be targeted toward a very specific group of fun-loving, practical, and irreverent readers (who I love and so help me will not torture with crappy ads). Drop me a line!